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“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one 
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Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
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wvnderbar: once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone
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using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend
Me: Can you do it one more time?
Tom: No
Me: Please?
Tom: No
Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom: *sigh* okay
Me: ..........
Tom: Kneel before me...
Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
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“If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are...”
– Lao Tzu 
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“If you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you -...”
– C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 
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